Random Thoughts..

Here’s some dumb stuff floating around in my brain.

• I love flowers


• I can go shopping even if you wake me up in the middle of the night.


• Time only flies when you have something interesting to do.


• Who invented toilet paper?


• Everything that tastes good makes you look bad!! :(


• People who argue don’t want to win so much as they just want you to shut up.


• A rainy day jus lifts up my mood… everything is beautiful then!!


• I like to cook not always.


• How did anyone ever live without movies?


• I love coffee.


• SATC (Sex And The City) is the ultimate creation.


• How come the French don’t eat French Fries?


• Living is dangerous to your health.


• Men have a lot of hair, shudn't they wax too!


• Insurance only protects you when you don’t need it!!


• I dont enjoy music nowdays :(


• When you’re happy the world will try to prove you wrong.


• There is not enough common sense to go around.


• Why aren’t my plants growing faster?


• Wish my house was on a beach…


• Why isn’t there a Jeanie for real?


• I don’t like traffic jams!! Guess the road does!


• I don’t like SRK anymore after watching RNBDJ.


• I miss my school & college friends.


• How can American Chopsey be on the Chinese food menu?


• I love to decorate houses.

Feel free to add to the list. :)

Perfection....... nah!!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing His wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday, I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her to Adventure Park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake… Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop and her Favorite candy!

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!' ;)

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!!